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Wed, 22 May 2013 04:48:39 -0400

"I think it’s time to take that next step in our relationship. I’d like us to become monogamous penis..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:14:40 -0400

“I think it’s time to take that next step in our relationship. I’d like us to become...

spontaneousdistractions: manhattan-avocado: fallthroughthesky: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:13:06 -0400

manhattan-avocado:

fallthroughthesky:

hhhhaaaarrrriiiieeetttt:

(via juliasegal, velveteendream)

I am going to swimming pool your guinea pig this summer and make little swim trunks and then send you pictures of your guinea pig at the pool. And it will be disturbingly cute in ways I am partially made uncomfortable by. Weep weep, motherfuckers.

Ahhhhh.

asofter221b: submitted by compos-dementis

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:31:47 -0400

asofter221b:

submitted by compos-dementis

Heterophobia kills around 0 people a year

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:17 -0400

More like -12,057.

abolish medical “sex” (hint: it doesn’t exist in a binarily categorizable form...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:50:46 -0400

abolish medical “sex” (hint: it doesn’t exist in a binarily categorizable form...

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:50:06 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:12:44 -0400

And Now I Can’t Breathe. the very peeved musical. (Starring the entire cast of My...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:07 -0400

And Now I Can’t Breathe. the very peeved musical. (Starring the entire cast of My...

My patience was shot at 11:00 this morning, for the rest of the week. Just fyi.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:07:43 -0400

My patience was shot at 11:00 this morning, for the rest of the week. Just fyi.

lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:24:41 -0400

lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every...

kodiakbrodiak: Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like shit.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:36:27 -0400

kodiakbrodiak: Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like shit.

wankn: berlin lookbook

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:48:32 -0400

wankn:

berlin lookbook

Marshall is my favourite.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:44 -0400

Marshall is my favourite.

princecryingto: We need more trans* science We need more HRT science We need more science tran s *

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:29 -0400

princecryingto: We need more trans* science We need more HRT science We need more science tran s *

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:12:34 -0400

Still set to barely break even this summer, not including my summer job and not having to dip into...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:34:52 -0400

Still set to barely break even this summer, not including my summer job and not having to dip into...

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:24:22 -0400

imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but there are just some things that women are better at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:36:39 -0400

imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but there are just some things that women are better at...

cocksucking-accent: tinydragongina: aeedee: I would like to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:48:37 -0400

cocksucking-accent:

tinydragongina:

aeedee:

I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing. This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”. These commercials, despite claiming Old Spice was a product for “men” and not ladies, were met with mutual appreciation from men and women, because it is:

A: Not stupid or flat in its humor or message

B: Not degrading to women

C: Genuinely funny

On top of that, these commercials featured a man that was trying to, above all else, make women happy. He wasn’t trying to be a man because “ew being girly is dumb lol,” he was trying to be a man because “oh ladies I would love to impress you.” And even though both of those messages are somewhat traditional ways of viewing and reinforcing gender standards and expectations, that fine line between them makes a world of difference. Many of these pro-men campaigns are too insulting, or too small-minded, or simply not clever enough to make us “get the joke”. But this campaign has humor that appeals to both men and women at the same time, by neither degrading nor bashing either of them. Men can want to be like this man, and woman get to appreciate a man that is like this man. But at the same time, this campaign is too light-hearted and whimsical to hurt anyone’s feelings, so you can easily take it for the hilarious joke it is.

This campaign is not only funny, it’s clever, highly creative, intentionally over the top, and entertaining. Everything that Dr. Pepper’s agonizing “Why don’t women get the joke about our manly soda?” campaign is not.

And yet, as much as I love Old Spice’s marketing, fuck Old Spice for “when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.”

YES. THANK YOU.

I DON’T GIVE TOO MANY FUCKS THAT YOU ARE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND SELF-AWARE, IF YOU PERPETUATE GENDER STEREOTYPES AND TRANS*PHOBIA AND HETERONORMATIVITY.

TOO FUCKING BAD.

You tried.

But nope.

Nope, saith I, nope.